http://themocker.com Welcome to themocker.com! TheMocker.com is a satirical news blog offering a biting mockery of current events, politicians and random personalities around the world. Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:06:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This Facebook thing can make people go cuckoo! Watch this Penn Masala video and enjoy!Share This http://themocker.com/2007/09/i-wanna-be-your-facebook-stalker/ In totally unrelated news, NYC baby born with 12 fingers, 12 toes.  [Yahoo News] Jeshuah Fuller's parents expected him to be born with extra fingers. The extra toes, though, were a surprise. (12 fingers is perfectly normal nowadays) Jeshuah, healthy and weighing 7 pounds, was born in Brooklyn on Tuesday with 12 fingers ... http://themocker.com/2007/08/nuclear-energy-is-safe/ My parents gave me a stupid name A Chinese couple tried to name their baby "@," claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said Thursday. The unusual name stands out especially in Chinese, which has no ... http://themocker.com/2007/08/odd-du-jour-0817/ Mickey Mouse has moved to Palestine and learned the ways of Hamas. Explosive!Share This http://themocker.com/2007/08/palestinian-mickey-mouse-teaches-islam/ A pro-Hezbollah billboard has stirred controversy in Windsor, Canada. According to The Windsor Star: "One of the people responsible for the controversial billboard said he did it to honour freedom fighting families back home -- and it's their Canadian right to do so. "In Canada we want peace," said Hussein Dabaja, ... http://themocker.com/2007/08/terrorist-billboard-in-windsor-canada/ Karl Rove, deputy chief of staff to the Bush administration, announces his resignation, says he will be out by the end of the month. Rove who wants to spend more time with his family, says, "I've got to do this for the sake of my family."  Family however says, "Don't bother, ... http://themocker.com/2007/08/karl-rove-leaves-the-sinking-white-house/ Fidel relaxing at his secret medical facility for his 81st birthday. You may have missed: Fidel Castro says his health has improvedShare This http://themocker.com/2007/08/castro-turns-81-out-of-sight-but-still-present/ Pack up your shit Conchita, you're getting shipped back to Tijuana! You can thank Presitard Bush for that! Presitard Bush is cracking down on defenseless Conchitas and Pablos across the nation. "The Bush administration announced numerous steps on Friday to secure the border with Mexico, speed the expulsion of illegal immigrants and ... http://themocker.com/2007/08/presitard-bush-cracking-down-on-conchitas/ Suspicious clients asking for rates by the hour. Unknown white substance oozing out of the space motel's guestpods at 1:05am. It must be milk. If you can afford the interstellar rate..."Galactic Suite, the first hotel motel planned in space, expects to open for business in 2012 and would allow guests to travel around the ... http://themocker.com/2007/08/overpriced-space-motel-to-open-in-2012/ Pakistan's democratically elected dictator - Perv. Musharraf Pakistan is in trouble. "In the past month over 300 people have been killed in suicide-bombings and fighting with Islamist militants. American officials say Al-Qaeda has reconstituted itself in the northern tribal areas. Many voices have suggested America should not hesitate to launch air-strikes ... http://themocker.com/2007/08/pakistan-is-in-trouble-for-a-change/