This Facebook thing can make people go cuckoo! Watch this Penn Masala video and enjoy!

[Yahoo News] Jeshuah Fuller’s parents expected him to be born with extra fingers. The extra toes, though, were a surprise. (12 fingers is perfectly normal nowadays)

Jeshuah, healthy and weighing 7 pounds, was born in Brooklyn on Tuesday with 12 fingers and 12 toes. His rare condition, called polydactylism, is usually genetic.

Britney, take notes.

My parents gave me a stupid name

A Chinese couple tried to name their baby “@,” claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said Thursday.

The unusual name stands out especially in Chinese, which has no alphabet and instead uses tens of thousands of multi-stroke characters to represent words.

When he learned his name, the kid left a surprise in his diaper for his parents. [Reuters]

Nickelodeon fights fat kids

Fat kids beware! Nickelodeon announces intentions to set junk food limitations for its television characters, according to new reports. In particular, the restrictions will apply to “use of its licensed characters on food packaging for products that do not meet certain health criteria.”

In addition, Nickelodeon characters will also no longer be allowed to read fake newspapers other than those printed on recycled paper, drive non-Hybrid toon cars or purchase any/all ACME products until the company agrees to cease animal testing. [Jossip]

Mickey Mouse has moved to Palestine and learned the ways of Hamas. Explosive!

A pro-Hezbollah billboard has stirred controversy in Windsor, Canada. According to The Windsor Star: “One of the people responsible for the controversial billboard said he did it to honour freedom fighting families back home — and it’s their Canadian right to do so.

“In Canada we want peace,” said Hussein Dabaja, a Lebanese-born Hezbollah supporter. “We’re not trying offend anybody. We have freedom of speech. It’s a free country. We can do anything. Every Lebanese in Canada has somebody that died in Lebanon, the freedom fighters. Who is Hezbollah? Our brothers, our family, our parents, our friends. We came to Canada and they stayed there to fight.”

The Windsor Star notes: “The billboard went up Friday at the corner of Wyandotte Street East and Marion Avenue, and immediately drew fire from the Windsor Jewish Community Centre, the Lebanese Christian political group Kataeb and others.

The sign prominently depicts Hassan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah, [which is] considered a terrorist organization by the Canadian government.”

Hussein Dabaja, the Hezbollah supporter, adds: “People who have something against the billboard don’t like Hezbollah and they don’t want peace.”

Scary.

Backers defend controversial sign [The Windsor Star]

Karl Rove, deputy chief of staff to the Bush administration, announces his resignation, says he will be out by the end of the month.

Rove who wants to spend more time with his family, says, “I’ve got to do this for the sake of my family.”  Family however says, “Don’t bother, you conniving fat face!”

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Fidel relaxing at his secret medical facility for his 81^st birthday.

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Presitard Bush is cracking down on defenseless Conchitas and Pablos across the nation. “The Bush administration announced numerous steps on Friday to secure the border with Mexico, speed the expulsion of illegal immigrants and step up enforcement of immigration laws,” administration officials told the NY Times.

“The effort stems, in part, from White House frustration with the failure of Congress to approve President Bush’s proposals to overhaul the nation’s immigration laws and grant legal status to most of the estimated 12 million illegal immigrants.”

Presitard doesn’t get what he wants. Presitard not happy at all. Presitard lashes back on poor people looking for a better future.

This presitard is alone and out-of-control! Put pretzels in his meals, puleeeeeze.

Unknown white substance oozing out of the space motel’s guestpods at 1:05am. It must be milk.

If you can afford the interstellar rate…“Galactic Suite, the first hotel motel planned in space, expects to open for business in 2012 and would allow guests to travel around the world in 80 minutes.

The space motel will be the most expensive in the galaxy, costing $4 million [per person] for a three-day stay,” its architects told Reuters.

That’s like $2 million a shag, so your pretty woman better be worth it for that price. Now, who’s in for a space facial? Come on Britney, we know you want to!

Pakistan is in trouble. “In the past month over 300 people have been killed in suicide-bombings and fighting with Islamist militants. American officials say Al-Qaeda has reconstituted itself in the northern tribal areas. Many voices have suggested America should not hesitate to launch air-strikes there,” The Economist reports.

Pakistan is in a mess. In other news, clouds produce rain, it snows in Antarctica and curry is spicy.