Fat corpses cause hazard for mortuaries
[Reuters] “More than two-thirds of Australians living outside major cities are overweight or obese, and extremely obese corpses are creating a safety hazard at mortuaries, according to two studies released Sunday.
Meanwhile, pathologists are calling for new “heavy-duty” autopsy facilities to cope with obese corpses that are difficult to move and dangerously heavy for standard-size trolleys and lifting hoists.”
Study shows fat pussies facing diabetes risk
[Reuters] “Overweight cats face a growing risk of developing diabetes, researchers in Scotland said on Tuesday.
Pampered fat pussies are three times more likely to develop the potentially fatal condition than cats of a normal weight. They have little to do all day but eat, sleep and gain weight.”
Sentence for ‘lesbian bigamist’
[The Sun] “A mom of five who ‘wed’ another woman while still married to her husband was given a suspended prison sentence today.”
Not related to Fat Kilmer, but we like the picture.
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