U.S. Frigid of State, Condoleezza Rice, smiles for the camera. [Image via Reuters]
The U.S. government and the Mother of All Freezers, Condoleezza Rice, plan to sell over 20 billion worth of arms to Israel, Saudi Arabia and the other Gulf countries over the next 10 years, Reuters reports.
Keep on smiling Condi, selling arms to Saudi Arabia and Israel is surely the path to everlasting world peace and prosperity.
McCain “My campaign is moving in the right direction.”
With no money, no staff and soon no friends, John McCain is still confident he can win the early primaries. “The goal is to win at least two of the three early 2008 battles and ride the momentum to victory in other important states.”
Unfortunately, Mr. McCain sees momentums and victories that exist only inside his head.
John might suffer from delusions of grandeur and is often disoriented. Anyone who has seen him is asked to call their local Delusional SWAT Team.
Astronauts Biff and Bill minutes before their flight aboard space shuttle Endeavour.
Aviation Week & Space Technology reports that “on at least two occasions astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so intoxicated that they posed a flight-safety risk.” The NASA can consider itself lucky that none has barfed in orbit so far. Try to picture the cleaning bill for a space shuttle…
This is a mock-up of Gayverend Haggard’s Reparative Therapy.
Since he confessed to enjoying sodomy and being a meth face, whatever happened to good old Gayverend Ted Haggard?
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Ikea Øbäma busy shaking hands and looking away at the same time. [Source: Charlie Neibergall/AP Photo]
It’s official! Ikea Øbäma fears the Pink Panther.
The Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 is also glow in the dark. [Image via Ikea]
We love the New Øbäma 2ÖÖ8! With its slick curves, who wouldn’t go for it? What’s even better is that the Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 can fit in any condo! (and it makes such a great addition to the bedroom…). Disinfect it with your favorite BS repellant and you’re all set!
Hurry though, the Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 is a limited edition and will soon be replaced by the more popular Hilläryous 2008 model.
(BS repellant not included)
In yet another brilliant display of his brain power, Presitard Bush wrote that the first U.S. president was called Mr. G Tro N!? Is G Tro N even a name?
Bush was visiting a keyboard factory in Landover and was asked to type something. A partisan defending Georgie joked that the presitard was trying to write that “George Washington” was the first president. “Isn’t that funny?” he asked.
Ha. Ha. The last time I had this much fun, my dentist was drilling a deep hole in my gum.
Nice try Presitard Georgie, but somebody needs to go back to his History books big time.
Source: FOXNews (read the end of the article)