Category Archives: Self-Delusional

John McCain Squeaks On

John McCain Squeaks On
McCain “My campaign is moving in the right direction.”

With no money, no staff and soon no friends, John McCain is still confident he can win the early primaries. “The goal is to win at least two of the three early 2008 battles and ride the momentum to victory in other important states.”

Unfortunately, Mr. McCain sees momentums and victories that exist only inside his head. 

John might suffer from delusions of grandeur and is often disoriented. Anyone who has seen him is asked to call their local Delusional SWAT Team.

Blair High on Mideast Piss Process

Blair High on Mideast Piss Process

George Bush’s favorite British bulldog puppy, Tony Blair is sniffing a sense of possibility in the Middle East (and maybe peace?). Well, we don’t know what his cook puts in his Kibbles’n Bits, but it must be pretty strong. As it is now, the Middle East only reeks of chaos and despair, thanks in part to Blair’s own steaming pile of pooh.

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