Pope Palpatine invoking the Roman Catholic side of the Force. [Image via National Geographic]
The Emperor, Pope Palpatine, declared that churches could now revert to the old-styled Latin mass. Widely spoken by the 23 000 Ewoks shacking up on the Planet of Endor, Latin is understood by 0.2% of humanity. On receipt of the news, cardinals decided to celebrate Palpatine’s decision with 8 year-old Wookies. With this decree, Pope Palpatine aims to bring order to the galaxy.