Category Archives: Peace Process

She Smiles for Peace

Condoleezza Rice, Frigid of State
U.S. Frigid of State, Condoleezza Rice, smiles for the camera. [Image via Reuters]

The U.S. government and the Mother of All Freezers, Condoleezza Rice, plan to sell over 20 billion worth of arms to Israel, Saudi Arabia and the other Gulf countries over the next 10 years, Reuters reports.

Keep on smiling Condi, selling arms to Saudi Arabia and Israel is surely the path to everlasting world peace and prosperity.

Add comment | July 31, 2007 - 1:11 am | The Queen of Ridicule

Blair High on Mideast Piss Process

Blair High on Mideast Piss Process

George Bush’s favorite British bulldog puppy, Tony Blair is sniffing a sense of possibility in the Middle East (and maybe peace?). Well, we don’t know what his cook puts in his Kibbles’n Bits, but it must be pretty strong. As it is now, the Middle East only reeks of chaos and despair, thanks in part to Blair’s own steaming pile of pooh.

Add comment | July 24, 2007 - 7:05 pm | The Queen of Ridicule
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