Suspicious clients asking for rates by the hour.
Unknown white substance oozing out of the space motel’s guestpods at 1:05am. It must be milk.
If you can afford the interstellar rate…“Galactic Suite, the first hotel motel planned in space, expects to open for business in 2012 and would allow guests to travel around the world in 80 minutes.
The space motel will be the most expensive in the galaxy, costing $4 million [per person] for a three-day stay,” its architects told Reuters.
That’s like $2 million a shag, so your pretty woman better be worth it for that price. Now, who’s in for a space facial? Come on Britney, we know you want to!