
McCain “My campaign is moving in the right direction.”
With no money, no staff and soon no friends, John McCain is still confident he can win the early primaries. “The goal is to win at least two of the three early 2008 battles and ride the momentum to victory in other important states.”
Unfortunately, Mr. McCain sees momentums and victories that exist only inside his head.
John might suffer from delusions of grandeur and is often disoriented. Anyone who has seen him is asked to call their local Delusional SWAT Team.