themocker.com » Ikea http://themocker.com Welcome to themocker.com! TheMocker.com is a satirical news blog offering a biting mockery of current events, politicians and random personalities around the world. Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:06:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en Øbäma Fears the Pink Panther http://themocker.com/2007/07/obama-fears-the-pink-panther/ http://themocker.com/2007/07/obama-fears-the-pink-panther/#comments Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:13:05 +0000 The Queen of Ridicule http://themocker.com/2007/07/if-handshakes-could-kill/ Obama Fears For His Life
Ikea Øbäma busy shaking hands and looking away at the same time. [Source: Charlie Neibergall/AP Photo]

It’s official! Ikea Øbäma fears the Pink Panther.

Share This ]]> http://themocker.com/2007/07/obama-fears-the-pink-panther/feed/ We’ll Take Two, Please! http://themocker.com/2007/07/well-take-two-thanks/ http://themocker.com/2007/07/well-take-two-thanks/#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:36:04 +0000 The Queen of Ridicule http://themocker.com/2007/07/well-take-two-thanks/ The Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 glows in the dark!
The Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 is also glow in the dark. [Image via Ikea]

We love the New Øbäma 2ÖÖ8! With its slick curves, who wouldn’t go for it? What’s even better is that the Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 can fit in any condo! (and it makes such a great addition to the bedroom…). Disinfect it with your favorite BS repellant and you’re all set!

Hurry though, the Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 is a limited edition and will soon be replaced by the more popular Hilläryous 2008 model.

(BS repellant not included)

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