Does Dr. Evil have what it takes to satisfy this random gay voter?

“Gay men and lesbians have always had a soft spot for Hillary Clinton.” In the mid-’90s, in the White House Dr. Evil started socializing with a broad circle of people wearing Prada and Gucci shoes.

But for all her gay support, what has Clinton really done for gay rights?” Not much, some gay activists told Newsweek.

Outside the White House, Dr. Evil has had a harder time proving her straightforwardness (yes, that’s a word) with the gay community.  “Her positions on major gay issues are identical to those taken by Al Gore eight years ago,” activists sob.

Coco Chanel mascara dripping here.

Mark our words. That woman will do whatever it takes to conquer the universe, even if it means dressing up as a drag queen with “frickin’ laser beams attached to her frickin’ head.”

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