Does Dr. Evil have what it takes to satisfy this random gay voter?

“Gay men and lesbians have always had a soft spot for Hillary Clinton.” In the mid-’90s, in the White House Dr. Evil started socializing with a broad circle of people wearing Prada and Gucci shoes.

But for all her gay support, what has Clinton really done for gay rights?” Not much, some gay activists told Newsweek.

Outside the White House, Dr. Evil has had a harder time proving her straightforwardness (yes, that’s a word) with the gay community.  “Her positions on major gay issues are identical to those taken by Al Gore eight years ago,” activists sob.

Coco Chanel mascara dripping here.

Mark our words. That woman will do whatever it takes to conquer the universe, even if it means dressing up as a drag queen with “frickin’ laser beams attached to her frickin’ head.”

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[Daily Planet] Fred Phelps aka Rev. Felch Queen ”plans to stage protests at funerals of victims of the 35W bridge collapse to state that God made the bridge fall because he hates America, and especially Minnesota, because of its tolerance of homosexuality.

The church and its [faggophobe] pastor  have become notorious over recent years for their claim that the attack of 9/11 was an act of God’s vengeance and their determination to make that case at the funerals of U.S. soldiers who died in Iraq.”

Everywhere he stages protests, Rev. Felch Queen always makes sure to leave his own personal aftertaste of asshole.

Since he confessed to enjoying sodomy and being a meth face, whatever happened to good old Gayverend Ted Haggard?

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