“Tolerance of homosexuality caused the bridge to collapse in Minneapolis,” Fred Phelps.
[Daily Planet] Fred Phelps aka Rev. Felch Queen ”plans to stage protests at funerals of victims of the 35W bridge collapse to state that God made the bridge fall because he hates America, and especially Minnesota, because of its tolerance of homosexuality.
The church and its [faggophobe] pastor have become notorious over recent years for their claim that the attack of 9/11 was an act of God’s vengeance and their determination to make that case at the funerals of U.S. soldiers who died in Iraq.”
Everywhere he stages protests, Rev. Felch Queen always makes sure to leave his own personal aftertaste of asshole.
Fidel relaxing at a secret location.
Revolutionary Extraordinaire, Fidel Castro, says he is feeling much better and plans to be iron fisting Cuba for another 80 years. While Fidel could not attend the celebrations for Revolution Day, his brother, Raul insisted that Fidel is recovering well and that he is not trying to get rid of Fidel. Honest.
Pope Palpatine invoking the Roman Catholic side of the Force. [Image via National Geographic]
The Emperor, Pope Palpatine, declared that churches could now revert to the old-styled Latin mass. Widely spoken by the 23 000 Ewoks shacking up on the Planet of Endor, Latin is understood by 0.2% of humanity. On receipt of the news, cardinals decided to celebrate Palpatine’s decision with 8 year-old Wookies. With this decree, Pope Palpatine aims to bring order to the galaxy.