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	<title>themocker.com &#187; Completely Lost It</title>
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	<description>Welcome to themocker.com! TheMocker.com is a satirical news blog offering a biting mockery of current events, politicians and random personalities around the world.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Armpits of Wrath</title>
		<link>http://themocker.com/2007/08/the-armpits-of-wrath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Queen of Ridicule</dc:creator>
		
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Deodorant-deprived French President Nicolas Sarkozy and butt boy. [Image via AP]
[NY Post] France&#8217;s stinkiest cheese, &#8220;Nicolas Sarkozy yesterday lost it with two American news photographers covering his New Hampshire vacation - jumped onto their boat and loudly berated them.
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<span class="source">Deodorant-deprived French President Nicolas Sarkozy and butt boy. [Image via <a href="http://www.ap.org/">AP</a>]</span></p>
<p>[<a target="_blank" href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08062007/news/nationalnews/sarkozy_overboard_over_pics_nationalnews_.htm" title="Nicolas Sarkozy Overboard Over Pics">NY Post</a>] <strong>France&#8217;s </strong>stinkiest cheese, &#8220;<strong>Nicolas Sarkozy</strong> yesterday lost it with two American news photographers covering his New Hampshire vacation - jumped onto their boat and loudly berated them.</p>
<p>The men watched through their lenses as Cheesident Sarkozy pointed toward them and his boat began moving towards them. He then jumped aboard their boat and began shouting furiously in French.&#8221;</p>
<p>Looks like France lost another war or something.</p>
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		<title>Chavez &#8220;Bush, You Are A Donkey!!!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://themocker.com/2007/07/chavez-bush-you-are-a-donkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Queen of Ridicule</dc:creator>
		
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Powerwhore Hugo Chavez has lost it again (ok, it&#8217;s an old clip, but hey we like it)! This time he accuses Presitard Bush of being ignorant, dangerous and ill&#8230; No kidding Einstein!
Using words like donkey, coward and crazy to describe the U.S. Presitard, Che Guevara Wannabe couldn&#8217;t contain himself! It&#8217;s a fun watch!
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<p><strong>Powerwhore Hugo Chavez</strong> has lost it again (ok, it&#8217;s an old clip, but hey we like it)! This time he accuses <strong>Presitard Bush</strong> of being ignorant, dangerous and ill&#8230; No kidding Einstein!</p>
<p>Using words like <em>donkey</em>, <em>coward </em>and <em>crazy </em>to describe the U.S. Presitard, <em>Che Guevara Wannabe</em> couldn&#8217;t contain himself! It&#8217;s a fun watch!</p>
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