themocker.com » Catholic Church http://themocker.com Welcome to themocker.com! TheMocker.com is a satirical news blog offering a biting mockery of current events, politicians and random personalities around the world. Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:06:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en Pope Says “Turn To Latin, Jedi!” http://themocker.com/2007/07/pope-palpatine-turn-to-latin-jedi/ http://themocker.com/2007/07/pope-palpatine-turn-to-latin-jedi/#comments Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:21:04 +0000 The Queen of Ridicule http://themocker.com/2007/07/pope-palpatine-turn-to-latin-jedi/ Pope Benedict Palpatine
Pope Palpatine invoking the Roman Catholic side of the Force. [Image via National Geographic]

The Emperor, Pope Palpatine, declared that churches could now revert to the old-styled Latin mass. Widely spoken by the 23 000 Ewoks shacking up on the Planet of Endor, Latin is understood by 0.2% of humanity. On receipt of the news, cardinals decided to celebrate Palpatine’s decision with 8 year-old Wookies. With this decree, Pope Palpatine aims to bring order to the galaxy.

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