Michael Wolff’s new website, Newser, gets the Gawker treatment: “It’s TMZ but completely devoid of celebrities and urgency and puns. It’s Yahoo! News without the exclamation point. It’s the dullest thing I’ve seen all day, and I’ve been staring into a jar of pennies for the last half hour.” [Gawker]

Keith Olbermann’s Face Can Cause Diarrhea

Website Jossip is allergic to Keith Olbermann’s face, headline reads:

“Excuse Us, We’ve Got A Minor Case Of Keith Olbermann - Symptoms Include Pompous Arrogance, Nerdy Glasses And Diarrhea Of The Mouth” [Jossip]

A Reminder from the Presitard of the United States

A quote from Presitard Bush to remind us that he is the leader loser of the free world for another 530 days:

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” [Political Humor]