[CP] “A counsellor at a northern Saskatchewan Bible camp is feeling the heat for killing and roasting a squirrel over a campfire. The man killed the rodent and wanted to prove that nothing should go to waste by skinning and roasting it.”

Baptist cuisine at its best, hmmmm, tastes squirrelicious!

NYPD: Drugs sold out of ice cream truck

[AP] “An ice cream truck parked in front of a junior high school was offering up cocaine and marijuana along with the soft serve, police said.”

Left: Whitney Houston snorting a good old-fashioned ice cream cone in front of a junior high school.
[Image via Flickr]

Ugliness has a Brand

[Telegraph] “Crocs are becoming the must-have shoe this summer for middle class families in Britain and, boy, do the Brits love their Crocs shoes!

Presumably because like their teeth they’re ugly, come in garish shades of green and are full of holes.” Fancy a pair o’ Crocs?