[ABC] “The Shuttle Endeavour will launch a day later than scheduled, NASA officials told ABC News Friday. Specifically, weather slowed down replacement and testing of the shuttle’s pressure valve.”
A more likely explanation is that Nasa’s drunkonauts choked on their own vomit and scraped the $3m dashboard.
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[Reuters] Nicole Richie booze-breaths beware. “A new concept car with breathalyser-like detection systems may provide even greater traction to keep impaired drunk drivers off the road. Nissan’s alcohol-detection sensors check odour, sweat and driver awareness.”
On all three counts, Nicole is screwed.
[Reuters] “How do people get ahead in the workplace? One way seems to be by making their subordinates miserable, according to a study released on Friday.”
Sounds like a study funded by Donald Trump and his Ugly Wigs Foundation. Damn you Donald!
[Ananova] “The European Union has made a ’soft porn’ promotional film showing 18 couples having sex - including two gay couples.”
We wished a scratch and sniff version of the film would be released all over very soon. In the meantime, smell the copulation right here!
O.J. Simpson appeared on a call-in TV show and was pranked unmercifully. The poor guy was so confused, it was like watching Paula Abdul talk on American Idol.
Lady-killer also wrote a book that has not been released yet and it’s called If I Did It. We wonder what’s it about…
“The Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo asked residents Tuesday to help in the recovery of a white-faced monkey that apparently managed to unlock his pen and escape,” the Associated Press reports.
“Park employee Ann Stewart said the monkey will respond to his own name and may take bait of bananas, pretzels and useless wars in Iraq. She urged people to call the park if they spot the mammal.”
Ann can be quite ferocious sometimes.
Ann Coulter calls her appearance on Hardballs (MSNBC show) a mistake and thinks she helped John Edwards in spite of herself. Famewhore was not happy!
The situation in Iran is going from nuclear to even more nuclear thanks to insane president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Economist reports. The Holocaust-denying demagogue keeps threatening to make Israel disappear and continues to be nuclear defiant towards the international community.
If everything goes smoothly, Iran could enrich enough uranium for a bomb by 2009 and soon become more dangerous than Britney is to her kids! Very scary!