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Fat corpses cause hazard for mortuaries

[Reuters] “More than two-thirds of Australians living outside major cities are overweight or obese, and extremely obese corpses are creating a safety hazard at mortuaries, according to two studies released Sunday.

Meanwhile, pathologists are calling for new “heavy-duty” autopsy facilities to cope with obese corpses that are difficult to move and dangerously heavy for standard-size trolleys and lifting hoists.”

Study shows fat pussies facing diabetes risk

[Reuters] “Overweight cats face a growing risk of developing diabetes, researchers in Scotland said on Tuesday.

Pampered fat pussies are three times more likely to develop the potentially fatal condition than cats of a normal weight. They have little to do all day but eat, sleep and gain weight.”

Sentence for ‘lesbian bigamist’

[The Sun] “A mom of five who ‘wed’ another woman while still married to her husband was given a suspended prison sentence today.”

Not related to Fat Kilmer, but we like the picture.

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