Daily Archives: August 11th, 2007

Presitard Bush cracking down on Conchitas across the nation

Conchita doesn’t know it yet, but Bush is deporting her.
Pack up your shit Conchita, you’re getting shipped back to Tijuana! You can thank Presitard Bush for that!

Presitard Bush is cracking down on defenseless Conchitas and Pablos across the nation. “The Bush administration announced numerous steps on Friday to secure the border with Mexico, speed the expulsion of illegal immigrants and step up enforcement of immigration laws,” administration officials told the NY Times.

“The effort stems, in part, from White House frustration with the failure of Congress to approve President Bush’s proposals to overhaul the nation’s immigration laws and grant legal status to most of the estimated 12 million illegal immigrants.”

Presitard doesn’t get what he wants. Presitard not happy at all. Presitard lashes back on poor people looking for a better future.

This presitard is alone and out-of-control! Put pretzels in his meals, puleeeeeze.

Overpriced space motel to open in 2012

Suspicious clients asking for rates by the hour.

Space Motel “Galactic Suite”
Unknown white substance oozing out of the space motel’s guestpods at 1:05am. It must be milk.

If you can afford the interstellar rate…“Galactic Suite, the first hotel motel planned in space, expects to open for business in 2012 and would allow guests to travel around the world in 80 minutes.

The space motel will be the most expensive in the galaxy, costing $4 million [per person] for a three-day stay,” its architects told Reuters.

That’s like $2 million a shag, so your pretty woman better be worth it for that price. Now, who’s in for a space facial? Come on Britney, we know you want to!

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