Pakistan’s democratically elected dictator - Perv. Musharraf
Pakistan is in trouble. “In the past month over 300 people have been killed in suicide-bombings and fighting with Islamist militants. American officials say Al-Qaeda has reconstituted itself in the northern tribal areas. Many voices have suggested America should not hesitate to launch air-strikes there,” The Economist reports.
Pakistan is in a mess. In other news, clouds produce rain, it snows in Antarctica and curry is spicy.
Typical Chinese toys at a store in Beijing. Repeat after me: Chinese toys are SAFE. Chinese toys don’t fall apart. Chinese toys are GOOD for the environment. [Image via Reuters]
Nothing beats the safety of a $1,35 Chinese toy bought at the Dollar Store and that’s why “Chinese-made toys are overwhelmingly safe,” the official Chinese news agency claimed on Friday. (A week after Mattel pulled goods because of fears about lead in paint on Chinese toys.)
“Although there are a few problems with some made-in-China toys, generally the safety quality is worthy of being trusted,” the official Xinhua news agency told Reuters citing unknown officials.
So, you see little John, you don’t have to be afraid anymore! Suck on your $1,35 Chinese toy made with plastic from Chernobyl. Xinhua said it’s safe and if Xinhua says it’s safe, then it must be. :)
Does Dr. Evil have what it takes to satisfy this random gay voter?
“Gay men and lesbians have always had a soft spot for Hillary Clinton.” In the mid-’90s, in the White House Dr. Evil started socializing with a broad circle of people wearing Prada and Gucci shoes.
But for all her gay support, what has Clinton really done for gay rights?” Not much, some gay activists told Newsweek.
Outside the White House, Dr. Evil has had a harder time proving her straightforwardness (yes, that’s a word) with the gay community. “Her positions on major gay issues are identical to those taken by Al Gore eight years ago,” activists sob.
Coco Chanel mascara dripping here.
Mark our words. That woman will do whatever it takes to conquer the universe, even if it means dressing up as a drag queen with “frickin’ laser beams attached to her frickin’ head.”
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