“Tolerance of homosexuality caused the bridge to collapse in Minneapolis,” Fred Phelps.
[Daily Planet] Fred Phelps aka Rev. Felch Queen ”plans to stage protests at funerals of victims of the 35W bridge collapse to state that God made the bridge fall because he hates America, and especially Minnesota, because of its tolerance of homosexuality.
The church and its [faggophobe] pastor have become notorious over recent years for their claim that the attack of 9/11 was an act of God’s vengeance and their determination to make that case at the funerals of U.S. soldiers who died in Iraq.”
Everywhere he stages protests, Rev. Felch Queen always makes sure to leave his own personal aftertaste of asshole.
Newser for Losers
Michael Wolff’s new website, Newser, gets the Gawker treatment: “It’s TMZ but completely devoid of celebrities and urgency and puns. It’s Yahoo! News without the exclamation point. It’s the dullest thing I’ve seen all day, and I’ve been staring into a jar of pennies for the last half hour.” [Gawker]
Keith Olbermann’s Face Can Cause Diarrhea
Website Jossip is allergic to Keith Olbermann’s face, headline reads:
“Excuse Us, We’ve Got A Minor Case Of Keith Olbermann - Symptoms Include Pompous Arrogance, Nerdy Glasses And Diarrhea Of The Mouth” [Jossip]
A Reminder from the Presitard of the United States
A quote from Presitard Bush to remind us that he is the leader loser of the free world for another 530 days:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” [Political Humor]