Daily Archives: August 7th, 2007

Odd du Jour (08/07)

Fat corpses cause hazard for mortuaries

Val Kilmer worried sick[Reuters] “More than two-thirds of Australians living outside major cities are overweight or obese, and extremely obese corpses are creating a safety hazard at mortuaries, according to two studies released Sunday.

Meanwhile, pathologists are calling for new “heavy-duty” autopsy facilities to cope with obese corpses that are difficult to move and dangerously heavy for standard-size trolleys and lifting hoists.”

Study shows fat pussies facing diabetes risk

Val Kilmer worried sick of fat cats[Reuters] “Overweight cats face a growing risk of developing diabetes, researchers in Scotland said on Tuesday.

Pampered fat pussies are three times more likely to develop the potentially fatal condition than cats of a normal weight. They have little to do all day but eat, sleep and gain weight.”

Sentence for ‘lesbian bigamist’

Val Kilmer worried sick of lesbian bigamists[The Sun] “A mom of five who ‘wed’ another woman while still married to her husband was given a suspended prison sentence today.”

Not related to Fat Kilmer, but we like the picture.

[Image via CelebrityBabylon]

The Armpits of Wrath

Angry French president Nicolas Sarkozy and butt boy
Deodorant-deprived French President Nicolas Sarkozy and butt boy. [Image via AP]

[NY Post] France’s stinkiest cheese, “Nicolas Sarkozy yesterday lost it with two American news photographers covering his New Hampshire vacation - jumped onto their boat and loudly berated them.

The men watched through their lenses as Cheesident Sarkozy pointed toward them and his boat began moving towards them. He then jumped aboard their boat and began shouting furiously in French.”

Looks like France lost another war or something.

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