Daily Archives: August 4th, 2007

Odd du Jour (08/04)

Bible campers eat squirrels

This squirrel won’t go down without a fight[CP] “A counsellor at a northern Saskatchewan Bible camp is feeling the heat for killing and roasting a squirrel over a campfire. The man killed the rodent and wanted to prove that nothing should go to waste by skinning and roasting it.”

Baptist cuisine at its best, hmmmm, tastes squirrelicious!

NYPD: Drugs sold out of ice cream truck

Whitney snorting good old-fashioned ice cream[AP] “An ice cream truck parked in front of a junior high school was offering up cocaine and marijuana along with the soft serve, police said.”

Left: Whitney Houston snorting a good old-fashioned ice cream cone in front of a junior high school.
[Image via Flickr]

Ugliness has a Brand

Bad teeth look-alike contest winner: Crocs![Telegraph] “Crocs are becoming the must-have shoe this summer for middle class families in Britain and, boy, do the Brits love their Crocs shoes!

Presumably because like their teeth they’re ugly, come in garish shades of green and are full of holes.” Fancy a pair o’ Crocs?

Drunkonauts Delay Booze Shuttle Launch

Booze Shuttle lifts off

[ABC] “The Shuttle Endeavour will launch a day later than scheduled, NASA officials told ABC News Friday. Specifically, weather slowed down replacement and testing of the shuttle’s pressure valve.”

A more likely explanation is that Nasa’s drunkonauts choked on their own vomit and scraped the $3m dashboard.

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