Nissan gets testy with drunks – Nicole Richie in deep shit
[Reuters] Nicole Richie booze-breaths beware. “A new concept car with breathalyser-like detection systems may provide even greater traction to keep impaired drunk drivers off the road. Nissan’s alcohol-detection sensors check odour, sweat and driver awareness.”
On all three counts, Nicole is screwed.
Bad bosses with ugly wigs get promoted, not punished
[Reuters] “How do people get ahead in the workplace? One way seems to be by making their subordinates miserable, according to a study released on Friday.”
Sounds like a study funded by Donald Trump and his Ugly Wigs Foundation. Damn you Donald!
EU makes soft porn film - Let’s come together
[Ananova] “The European Union has made a ’soft porn’ promotional film showing 18 couples having sex - including two gay couples.”
We wished a scratch and sniff version of the film would be released all over very soon. In the meantime, smell the copulation right here!