Daily Archives: August 1st, 2007

Monkey Unlocks Pen and Escapes

Presitard Bush Escapes

“The Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo asked residents Tuesday to help in the recovery of a white-faced monkey that apparently managed to unlock his pen and escape,” the Associated Press reports.

“Park employee Ann Stewart said the monkey will respond to his own name and may take bait of bananas, pretzels and useless wars in Iraq. She urged people to call the park if they spot the mammal.”

Ann Coulter Hits Hardballs

Ann Coulter True Nature?
Ann can be quite ferocious sometimes.

Ann Coulter calls her appearance on Hardballs (MSNBC show) a mistake and thinks she helped John Edwards in spite of herself. Famewhore was not happy!

Radioactive Man

Insane President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The situation in Iran is going from nuclear to even more nuclear thanks to insane president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Economist reports. The Holocaust-denying demagogue keeps threatening to make Israel disappear and continues to be nuclear defiant towards the international community.

If everything goes smoothly, Iran could enrich enough uranium for a bomb by 2009 and soon become more dangerous than Britney is to her kids! Very scary!

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