Pope Says “Turn To Latin, Jedi!”

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Pope Benedict Palpatine
Pope Palpatine invoking the Roman Catholic side of the Force. [Image via National Geographic]

The Emperor, Pope Palpatine, declared that churches could now revert to the old-styled Latin mass. Widely spoken by the 23 000 Ewoks shacking up on the Planet of Endor, Latin is understood by 0.2% of humanity. On receipt of the news, cardinals decided to celebrate Palpatine’s decision with 8 year-old Wookies. With this decree, Pope Palpatine aims to bring order to the galaxy.

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July 22, 2007 | The Queen of Ridicule
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  • 1. PopeEater | July 22, 2007 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    Do not mock the dark side of the force, for ye shall feel its wrath!

  • 2. Tsx78 | July 24, 2007 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    That man is crazy!

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