Pope Palpatine invoking the Roman Catholic side of the Force. [Image via National Geographic]
The Emperor, Pope Palpatine, declared that churches could now revert to the old-styled Latin mass. Widely spoken by the 23 000 Ewoks shacking up on the Planet of Endor, Latin is understood by 0.2% of humanity. On receipt of the news, cardinals decided to celebrate Palpatine’s decision with 8 year-old Wookies. With this decree, Pope Palpatine aims to bring order to the galaxy.
The Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 is also glow in the dark. [Image via Ikea]
We love the New Øbäma 2ÖÖ8! With its slick curves, who wouldn’t go for it? What’s even better is that the Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 can fit in any condo! (and it makes such a great addition to the bedroom…). Disinfect it with your favorite BS repellant and you’re all set!
Hurry though, the Øbäma 2ÖÖ8 is a limited edition and will soon be replaced by the more popular Hilläryous 2008 model.
(BS repellant not included)
In yet another brilliant display of his brain power, Presitard Bush wrote that the first U.S. president was called Mr. G Tro N!? Is G Tro N even a name?
Bush was visiting a keyboard factory in Landover and was asked to type something. A partisan defending Georgie joked that the presitard was trying to write that “George Washington” was the first president. “Isn’t that funny?” he asked.
Ha. Ha. The last time I had this much fun, my dentist was drilling a deep hole in my gum.
Nice try Presitard Georgie, but somebody needs to go back to his History books big time.
Source: FOXNews (read the end of the article)
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