Guess Who has $45M to Conquer the World?

Clue: she is married to Dr. Cigar.

Dr. Evil Rodham Clinton

Yep. Dr. Clinton managed to get a hold of 45 gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion of dollars in her campaign to conquer the world, the FEC reports.

One of Dr. Clinton’s greatest desires is to have “frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads.”

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  • 1. Obviate | August 12, 2007 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    Where’s Mini-Me????? :-)

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