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Powerwhore Hugo Chavez has lost it again (ok, it’s an old clip, but hey we like it)! This time he accuses Presitard Bush of being ignorant, dangerous and ill… No kidding Einstein!
Using words like donkey, coward and crazy to describe the U.S. Presitard, Che Guevara Wannabe couldn’t contain himself! It’s a fun watch!
The Rudymobile 2008 is all you need. - Rudy Giuliani
“Mr. Giuliani often compares health insurance to car insurance and he talks about how the owner of the car will pay for the small stuff like an oil change. So too, he suggests, with health care. A consumer can cover basic routine visits, choosing a package that matches the level of risk they are willing to take,” the New York Times reports.
Comparing humans to cars could be a reason not to vote for Rudy. Who knows?
U.S. Frigid of State, Condoleezza Rice, smiles for the camera. [Image via Reuters]
The U.S. government and the Mother of All Freezers, Condoleezza Rice, plan to sell over 20 billion worth of arms to Israel, Saudi Arabia and the other Gulf countries over the next 10 years, Reuters reports.
Keep on smiling Condi, selling arms to Saudi Arabia and Israel is surely the path to everlasting world peace and prosperity.