Powerwhore Hugo Chavez has lost it again (ok, it’s an old clip, but hey we like it)! This time he accuses Presitard Bush of being ignorant, dangerous and ill… No kidding Einstein!
Using words like donkey, coward and crazy to describe the U.S. Presitard, Che Guevara Wannabe couldn’t contain himself! It’s a fun watch!
The Rudymobile 2008 is all you need. - Rudy Giuliani
“Mr. Giuliani often compares health insurance to car insurance and he talks about how the owner of the car will pay for the small stuff like an oil change. So too, he suggests, with health care. A consumer can cover basic routine visits, choosing a package that matches the level of risk they are willing to take,” the New York Times reports.
Comparing humans to cars could be a reason not to vote for Rudy. Who knows?
U.S. Frigid of State, Condoleezza Rice, smiles for the camera. [Image via Reuters]
The U.S. government and the Mother of All Freezers, Condoleezza Rice, plan to sell over 20 billion worth of arms to Israel, Saudi Arabia and the other Gulf countries over the next 10 years, Reuters reports.
Keep on smiling Condi, selling arms to Saudi Arabia and Israel is surely the path to everlasting world peace and prosperity.
McCain “My campaign is moving in the right direction.”
With no money, no staff and soon no friends, John McCain is still confident he can win the early primaries. “The goal is to win at least two of the three early 2008 battles and ride the momentum to victory in other important states.”
Unfortunately, Mr. McCain sees momentums and victories that exist only inside his head.
John might suffer from delusions of grandeur and is often disoriented. Anyone who has seen him is asked to call their local Delusional SWAT Team.
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Astronauts Biff and Bill minutes before their flight aboard space shuttle Endeavour.
Aviation Week & Space Technology reports that “on at least two occasions astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so intoxicated that they posed a flight-safety risk.” The NASA can consider itself lucky that none has barfed in orbit so far. Try to picture the cleaning bill for a space shuttle…
Fidel relaxing at a secret location.
Revolutionary Extraordinaire, Fidel Castro, says he is feeling much better and plans to be iron fisting Cuba for another 80 years. While Fidel could not attend the celebrations for Revolution Day, his brother, Raul insisted that Fidel is recovering well and that he is not trying to get rid of Fidel. Honest.
This is a mock-up of Gayverend Haggard’s Reparative Therapy.
Since he confessed to enjoying sodomy and being a meth face, whatever happened to good old Gayverend Ted Haggard?
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Ikea Øbäma busy shaking hands and looking away at the same time. [Source: Charlie Neibergall/AP Photo]
It’s official! Ikea Øbäma fears the Pink Panther.
George Bush’s favorite British bulldog puppy, Tony Blair is sniffing a sense of possibility in the Middle East (and maybe peace?). Well, we don’t know what his cook puts in his Kibbles’n Bits, but it must be pretty strong. As it is now, the Middle East only reeks of chaos and despair, thanks in part to Blair’s own steaming pile of pooh.